Don Chichi: The continuation

Many of you will have already seen the email that I received from one DON FABIANO JUTOLIO CHICHI, threatening to kill a certain famous person, who shall remain nameless for the purposes of their privacy, along with information that might make this person directly identifiable; information that has been changed or removed in mails will be indicated with curly braces – { }.

Out of curiosity, I replied as the character who this was directed towards. I will note that you’ll probably feel a bit confused about the lack of command over the English language this person has. This is not real, as lots of people have heard this person speaking in perfect English in the past.

I want to reiterate that I am aware of the tricks that these scammers play most of the time. I also have access to an email account (on Gmail; all accounts have this feature) that does not show my IP address information to the receiver. If you do receive a mail similar to this one, do not reply to it. There is no need to, and there is nobody really coming after you or your family. This is only an attempt to steal your hard-earned money.

So, this was the email that was received on the 12th of May:

Subject: WHY ARE YOU INVOLVE TO BE KILLED,REPLY OR YOU WAIT FOR YOUR DEATH

HELLOW {Famous person’s name},

I NORMALLY INTRODUCE MY SELF BEFORE I EXECUTE MY JOB,AM MR DON FABIANO JUTOLIO CHICHI,AN ITALIAN CITIZEN,YOU CAN SEE THAT BY MY NAME AND AT THE SAME TIME A HIRED ASSASSINE (AN ASSASINATOR) THAT IS MY JOB.

I LIKE TO GO STARIGHT TO THE POINT,SOME BODY PAID ME US $350,000.00 (THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND UNITED STATES OF AMERICAN DOLLAR) FOR ME TO KILL YOU WHILE THE REMAINING BALANCE OF 150,000.00 (ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND) WILL BE PAID AFTER THE JOB IS COMPLETED.

BUT BEFORE I CARRY ON MY DUTY,I NORMALLY LIKE TO HER FROM THE PERSON BEFORE HE OR SHE WILL MEET HIS SUDDEN DEATH,I WILL LIKE YOU TO BRIEF ME THE REASON WHY YOU ARE INVOLVED/ABOUT TO BE ASSASSINATE.

MY BOYS ARE NOW AFTER YOU,THAT IS TO SAY,THEY ARE NOW MONITORING YOUR MOVEMENTS,8 OF THEM HAVE ARRIVED YOUR COUNTRY (THE SPIES TEAM) WHILE THE REMAINING 7 WILL BE ARRIVED NEXT WEEK WHICH IS (THE EXECUTION TEAM)
AS SOON AS THE EXECUTION TEAM ARRIVED,CONSIDER YOUR SELF AS A DEAD PERSON BECAUSE THEY WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY OFFER OR WHAT EVER FROM YOU.I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS MAY BE INVOLVED ONLY IF YOU MAKE THE REPROT TO THE POLICE OR ANY ENFORMENT AGENCIES,THAT IS TO SAY,IF YOU TAKE THE MATTER TO THE POLICE,ALL,I SAID ALL YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS WILL BE DEAD WITHIN A SHORT TIME BECAUSE I NEVER MISS A TRAGET,I HAVE BEEN IN THE FIELD FOR GOOD 34 YEARS AND SINCE THEN,I HAVE NEVER FAILED/DISAPPOINT ANY OF MY CUSTOMERS.

SO,BE WARNED TILL I HEAR FROM YOU IF YOU LIKE.

DON CHICHI.

I replied thusly, with the natural uncertainty that anyone would have if they received this mail (however, I will admit that most people would not be so kind after receiving this kind of mail):

Subject: Re: WHY ARE YOU INVOLVE TO BE KILLED,REPLY OR YOU WAIT FOR YOUR DEATH

Hallo Mr Chichi,

Please I will like to be in the know of what the mean of this. I am just a simpletime man who is of the make sucess in business dealings of {my profession}.

I like know more of you und of everything leading me to this deathings messages.

Regard

Don replies, with some more information, and some more threats:

Subject: REPLY

DEAR {me},

A {same nationality} SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS MAN PAID ME TO KILL YOU BECAUSE BOTH OF YOU ARE IN THE SAME LINE OF BUSINESS,HE SAID THAT YOU HAVE COLLECTED ALL HIS CUSTOMERS THAT HIS BUSINESS IS NOT MOVING AGAIN BECAUSE OF YOU AND HE WANT ME TO ELIMINATE YOUR LIVE SO THAT HE WILL BE GAINING IN THE BUSINESS BUT I WILL NOT MENTION HIS NAME TO YOU.
SINCE I AHVE NOTIFY YOU ABOUT YOUR DEATH,IF YOU LIKE,GO AND MAKE A REPORT TO THE POLICE AND IF YOU TRY THAT,IT WILL NOW INVOLVE ALL YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS,I MEAN,I WILL KILL ALL YOU FAMILY AND HAVE NO ONE TO RESERVE.BUT WHY ARE YOU PLAYING SO FOOLISH IN YOUR BUSINESS,I WILL LIKE TO HEAR YOUR WORDS BEFORE I WILL COMMENT ON MY DUTY BUT IF YOU SOUNDS WELL,I MAY CONSIDER YOU BUY SPEARING YOUR LIVE.

I didn’t reply to him right away, so he sent another threatening message with some, well, incorrect information that is easily looked up anywhere…

Subject: WAIT FOR YOUR DEATH

DEAR {full name},

DO YOU THINK THAT AM PLAYING WITH YOU,NOTE THAT I HAVE ALL YOUR INFORMATION AND I HAVE ALL THE RIGHT AND ACCESS TO ELIMINATE YOU.SINCE YOU DO NOT WANT TO COMPLY WITH ME,I MUST TAKE MY MISSION TO THE END.

YES,I AM DON CHICHI AND I NEVER MISS TARGET IN MY LIFE,I HAVE BEEN IN THE FIELD FOR SO MANY YEARS,LET US WHO WILL LOOSE AND WHO WILL BE A VICTIM BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER NEVER DISAPPOINTED MY CLIENT.

WAIT FOR YOUR DEATH MY {full name}.{wrong information about their history},AM I NOT RIGHT.

I reply and ask some questions about this business that he talked about, but didn’t really specify; along with asking how to pay to save “my” life.

Subject: Re: WAIT FOR YOUR DEATH

Hallo Mr Chichi,

Danke fΓΌr replying me. Please be know that I am in the interest of know more specifik of the business you is say that I make to be in the stop. I am in know of that you not tell to me the nammings of the persons who want me deading, but please be telling me of that ok.

I would like to be in the make deal for you take targetting off my bakcs for the spair mine lief. I am think that is only to be fair for this ja?

OK, you write me back soon for tell me how save me

Now, because of how I’ve been writing, he’s gone and found Google Translation or simlar and translated his message into my character’s language. I’ll leave the translations out πŸ˜‰

Subject: HOW YOUR LIFE WILL BE SPARE/{translation}

DEAR MR {full name},

LIKE I SAID BEFORE,I NEVER MISSED ANY TARGET BEFORE AND I WILL NEVER DO THAT IN MY LIFE BECAUSE I KNOW MY JOB,I HAVE BEEN IN THE FIELD FOR SO MANY YEARS AND I KILL PEOPLE AS I LIKE BECAUSE I WAS BORN AND TRAINED IN AFGHANISTAN AND IRAQ.

I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD HAVE NOT ANSWERED MY MAIL SO THAT I WILL GO AHEAD AND KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO SMALL TO BE KILL.YES,YOU ARE TOO SMALL TO KILL.MY BOYS ARE AROUND YOU WAITING FOR MY INSTRUCTION TO KILL YOU BUT SINCE YOU HAVE REPLIED MY MAIL.

I WILL SPARE AND SAVE YOUR LIFE BUT WITH ONE CONDITION AND AFTER EVERYTHING HAS BEEN SETTLE,I WILL TELL WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR DEATH BUT NOT NOW AND I WILL TELL YOU THAT LATER.YOU ARE A VERY SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS MAN AND BUT YOU HAVE MANY ENEMIES AND NOT ONLY ONE BUT I WILL TELL THEM LATER.

SINCE YOU HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE A DEAL WITH ME SO THAT I WILL SPARE YOUR LIFE TO LEAVE MORE LONGER,MY BOYS HAVE TO BE SETTLE WITH DISMOBILIZATION FEES,FIRST,YOU WILL SETTLE MY BOYS WITH DISMOBILIZATION FEES FOR THEM TO WITHDRAW THEIR ATTACK FROM YOU.AFTER THAT,I WILL TELL YOU THE NEXT STEP AND NOTE THAT YOUR DAYS HAVE BEEN COUNTING AND YOU HAVE TO DO THIS VERY VERY FIRST BY SENDING A DISMOBILIZATION FEES OF US $ 40,000.00 (FOURTY THOUSANDS UNITED STATES OF AMERICAN DOLLARS ONLY) TO MY BOYS BECAUSE THAT MONEY A VERY CHICKING MONEY TO ME BECAUSE AM TOO SMALL TO RECEIVE THAT.

AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVED THIS MAIL,I WILL LIKE YOU TO REPLY IMMEDIATELY BY ASKING ME TO SEND YOU AN ACCOUNT WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE SEND AND AS SOON AS I RECEIVED THE MAIL FROM YOU.AN ACCOUNT WILL BE SEND TO YOU IMMEDIATELY FOR YOU TO SEND THE MONEY FOR MY BOYS.

THIS IS THE FIRST STEP HOW YOUR LIFE WILL BE SAVED AND IF NOT THAT,CONSIDER YOUR SELF AS A DEAD MAN IN FEW DAYS.I AM DON CHICHI,THE KILLER INSTRUCTOR,I KNOW MY WORDS,I MAINTAIN MY WORDS AND FINALLY,I BELIEVE IN MY WORDS.

WARNING! WARNING!! WARNING!!! IF TAKE THIS TO THE POLICE AUTHORITY,WE MUST KILL YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS WILL ALSO BE KILLED AFTER YOUR DEATH.JUST KEEP THIS SECRET WITHIN YOUR SELF.

TILL I HEAR FROM YOU,
DON CHICHI

No reply in a day means Don sends more information about my character (again, easily found out on Google or other search engines). He also sent some photos that were from at least a couple of years ago based on the surroundings…

Subject: YOUR INFORMATIONS/ {translation}

DEAR {full name},

AFTER ALL I TOLD YOU,YOU GO AHEAD AND DISCUSSED THAT WITH YOUR STAFF AND THAT YOUR STAFF HAS COURSED A BIG PROBLEM FOR YOU WHICH IS YOUR SUDDEN DEATH.YOU WILL BE EXPECTING YOUR DEATH ANY MOMENT FROM NOW,YOU ASKED A DEAL WHICH WILL BE A WAY OUT FOR YOU.I TOLD YOU WHAT IS GOING TO BE THE SOLUTION AND YOUR STAFF IS MAKING EVERYTHING TO BE WORST FOR YOU.

SINCE HE HAS INSTRUCTED ME TO GO AHEAD AND DO WHAT I WANT TO DO,THAT MEANS,YOUR STAFF IS WISHING YOU A DEATH FOR HIM TO INHERIT YOUR WEALTH BUT YOU WOULD NOT KNOW THAT,DON’T YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DIE WHICH IS MUST,YOUR STAFF WILL FIND A MEANS TO CLAIM AND INHERIT ALL YOUR EFFORTS AND WEALTH THAT WAS WHY HE SOUNDED SO RUBBISHLY.

I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THIS SECRET SO THAT YOU WILL NOT INVOLVE YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS BUT SINCE YOU HAVE INFORMED PERSON,YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS WILL NOW BE INVOLVED TOO.TAKE NOTE OF THAT.I WILL KILL YOU AS I SAID EVEN YOUR {sibling, first name} WILL ALSO BE KILLED.

DO YOU THINK THAT I DO NOT HAVE YOUR INFORMATIONS,LET ME LIST YOUR DETAILS TO YOU.FIRST YOU WERE BORN IN THE YEAR {year} AND YOUR FRIENDS CALLED YOU {obvious nickname},YOU MARRIED TO {wife’s maiden name}.

SINCE YOUR STAFF HAS MESSED YOU UP,THIS ARE THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO WILL DIE WITH YOU
YOUR WIFE:{first name}
BROTHER:{first name}
MOTHER:{first name}
DAUGHTER:{first name}
SON:{first name}

I WILL LIKE YOU TO CONFIRM TO ME IF THE INFORMATIONS AND THE PICTURES ARE NOT YOUR RELATIVES AND YOURS,SO,IF YOU LIKE,WASTE TIME ON THIS AND YOU WILL BE KILLED AND IF YOU LIKE AGAIN,TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS,BUT IF YOU DO NOT TELL ANY BODY ABOUT THIS AGAIN,YOUR LIFE WILL BE SPARE AND SAVE.

DON CHICHI,
THE KILLER INSTRUCTOR

Another day with no reply from me means another threat from Don:

Subject: FINAL NOTICE

FOOLISH {first name},

I HAVE RECEIVED ENOUGHT INSULT FROM YOUR WRKERS AND STAFF AND I THINK THAT THE BEST THING FOR ME TO DO IS TO GO ON WITH MY MISSION.YOUR PEOPLE DO NOT WANT YOU TO ENJOY YOUR WELT.

I WILL LET YOU KNOW THE REASON OF YOUR DEATH,YES,ONE OF YOUR STAFF/FRIEND ASKED YOU TO LEND HIM SOME MONEY SO THAT HE WILL SOLVE HIS PROBLEM BUT YOU REFUSED TO GIVE HIM THE MONEY,I WILL NOT MENSION HIS NAME BUT IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH MEMORY,YOU WILL KNOW THE PERSON WITHOUT BEEN TOLD.

HE COLLIDE WITH ONE OF THE MEN YOU ARE DEALING BUSINESS WITH WHICH I WILL NOT ALSO MENSION THEIR NAMES,THEY ARE BEHIND YOUR DEATH BUT NOTE THAT IF YOU SEND THE MONEY TO MY BOYS TODAY,YOU WILL STILL MEET YOUR DEATH BECAUSE OF THEINSULTS.

REST IN PEACE ME {first name}.

So, then my character writes back to Don, and gives an interesting counter offer:

Subject: Re: FINAL NOTICE

Hallo Don,

I will like to be in the making of alternatif offerings. I will be wanting to be in make offerings for you men to be in the kill of the two peoples of who are want me deaded. Please I will offering for make pay of $1 million (eine million US Dollar) for each person; I make pay of $700.000 (7 hundred tausend US dollar) up-fronting und of rest payment of $300.000 after you proof the dead of this persons.

Please be in the tell me if this be aceptable.

Vielen Dank

An important thing about these scammers – if they see money they will usually jump at the chance. Don’s no different:

Subject: ACCEPTANCE

DEAR {first name},

FIRST OF ALL,BEFORE I WILL ACCEPT YOUR OFFER AND DEAL,YOU WILL PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL NOT TELL ANY BODY ABOUT THIS AGAIN BECAUSE THE MORE YOU ARE TELLING PEOPLE,THE MORE YOU ARE CREATING ENEMY FOR YOUR SELF.

I AM DON CHICHI AND I NEVER MAKE MISTAKES IN EVERTHING I DO,IT TAKES ME ONLY FEW SECONDS TO KILL BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT I AM.TWO MEN ARE BEHIND YOUR DEATH AND IF YOU WANT ME TO BOOMERANG TO THEM,THAT MEANS ANOTHER DEAL FROM HERE.I HAVE COMUNICATED WITH MY BOYS ON PHONE AND THEY ALL HAVE AGREED TO CARRY ON WITH YOUR WISH BUT THEY SAID THAT I SHOULD ASK YOU WHETHER YOU WANT THEIR FAMILIES TO BE INVOLVE IN THE KILLING OR DO YOU ONLY WANT THEM DEAD AND LEAVE THEIR FAMILIES.PLEASE,REPLY AS YOU RECEIVED THIS MAIL IMMEDIATELY.

THE DEAL IS NOW ABOUT TO START,BUT BEFORE EVERYTHING WILL BE SET,FIRST,YOU WILL SEND US A MOBILIZATION FEES US $ 100,000.00 (HUNDRED THOUSANDS UNITED STATES OF AMERICAN DOLLARS ONLY) FOR THE MOBILIZATION OF MY MEN FOR THE CAPABILITY OF YOUR JOB.AS SOON AS WE RECEIVED THE MOBILIZATION FEES,THE NEXT STEP WILL BE US $ 600,000.00 (SIX HUNDRED THOUSANDS UNITED STATES OF AMERICAN DOLLARS) FOR THE SET UP OF THE JOB BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING.

I WILL LIKE YOU TO RESPONDS TO THIS MAIL IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVED IT SO THAT WE WILL SEND YOU ANOTHER ACCOUNT WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE SEND/DEPOSITED.

WARNING MR {first name},NOTE THAT YOU HAVE SOME DAYS TO LEAVE IN OUR HAND AND WE GAVE THOSE YOUR ENEMIES TIME WHICH IT WILL TAKE US TO KILL YOU BUT SINCE YOU HAVE DECIDED FOR US TO KILL THEM,YOU HAVE TO MEET UP WITH THE REQUIRED DAYS BECAUSE IF WE DO NOT SEE THE MONEY FROM YOU,AND THE TIME COME AND GONE WHICH MEANS YOU WILL BE KILL AND WE WILL NOT DISAPPOINT OUR CLIENT.SO,TAKE THIS AS AN URGENT MATTER.

DON CHICHI,
THE KILLER INSTRUCTOR.

The next day:

Subject: WARNING

DEAR {first name},

LIKE I SAID BEFORE THAT DON CHICHI NEVER MAKES MISTAKES IN EVERYTHING HE DO.I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DO NOT REPLY THE MAIL I SENT YOU YESTERDAY BEFORE NEXT TOMORROW,YOU WILL BE IN A SERIOUS TRUOBLE TOGETHER WITH YOUR FAMILY.

DON CHICHI,
THE KILLER INSTRUCTOR

A couple days later with no response from me leads to insults:

Subject: YOUR FRIENDS HAVE INVOLVED YOU MORE AND MORE

STUPID {first name},

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN FOOL OR SET DON CHICHI UP,NO AND NEVER BECAUSE DON KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND WHAT YOU ARE UP TO AND GENERALLY YOUR PLANS.

I HAVE RECEIVED A ENOUGH INSULTIVE MAILS FROM YOUR FRIENDS AND WELL WISHES WHO WILL DO YOUR CONDOLENSE VISIT BECAUSE I WANTED TO SPARE YOUR LIFE BUT YOU HAVE MESSED UP WITH MY HELP.SO,LET US WAIT AND SEE WHO WILL FINALLY BE A VICTIM.DON CHICHI KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND WHY ARE YOU TROUBLING YOU LIFE SINCE YOU KNOW THAT YOU WILL STILL DIE IN MY HANDS.YOU ARE IN MY HANDS AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KILL YOU ANY TIME.SO GO AHEAD AND INVITES MORE OF YOUR FRIENDS FOR THEM TO INSULT ME BUT I KNOW THEM ALL AND IF ANY BODY TALKS BAD ABOUT ME,HE OR SHE WILL INVOLVE HIM SELF TO BE KILLED.

AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE A REPORT TO THE LOCAL POLICE AND IF YOU TRY THAT,I WILL BURN YOUR BUILDINGS EVEN YOUR {buildings related to line of business my character is involved in},I WILL MAKE SURE THAT NOTHING LIKE MR {full name} EXIST IN THIS WORLD AGAIN EVEN YOUR MINOR AND MAJOR BUSINESS WILL BE BURN DOWN TO ASHES.

YOU HAVE MADE THE MONEY AND I KNOW WHAT YOU WHART IN 2001,2002,2003 AND 2004 {event} AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO LOOSE THEM ALL WHICH I WILL MAKE SURE THAT IT HAPPENED.

YOUR LAST INFORMATION,IF YOU DO NOT ASK ME TO SEND THE ACCOUNT WHERE YOU WILL TRANSFER/DEPOSIT THE MONEY I ASKED YOU WHICH I WILL USE TO SPARE YOUR LIFE.NO MORE MAILS TO YOU AGAIN BECAUSE IS LIKE AM WASTING MY TIME WITH YOU.I WILL NOT SEND ANY MAILS TO YOU AGAIN SINCE YOU THINK THAT AM JOKING.AM NOT ASKING YOU TO SEND ME THE MONEY BUT IT WAS HOW YOU ASKED ME IF THERE IS A WAY OUT OR SOLUTION FOR YOUR LIFE TO BE SAVED AND SPARED.

DON CHICHI,
THE KILLER INSTRUCTOR.

I finally decide to reply, and tell him that I’ve “met” one of his “team”. There is no money involved in this at all, and there is no intention to send the scammer any money.

Subject: Re: YOUR FRIENDS HAVE INVOLVED YOU MORE AND MORE

Mr Don Chichi

I am in the thanking you for accepting the offerings I am in the make to you. I will like to be in the telling you that I was in the spot of one of spies team of you und was able to make the part paying on the mobilising fees of the $100.000,–. I give him the $90.924,– of the moneis for purposes of take nettings off of me und onto the other gentlemen who saying that I need dead.

I need for from you nammen of persons I sending moneis ($9.076,–) to via the West. Unions service und of the akounting for transferrinsch for the resting of the moneis.

I must be in the tell to you that I am not in the tell to any body of the situation that you are put me into because I am understand teh pointings that you making about I tell person you hurt mein families. I am think you make lie about people kontakt you und makeing suport-statement for me.

I expekt hear detail for money transfer by West. Unions service (Is known as Western Union for klearing sakes).

Again, money waved in front of a scammer’s face will generally bring them to the fore –

Subject: TRANSFER INFORMATION BOTH WESTERN UNION AND THE ACCOUNT

DEAR {first name},

SINCE YOU HAVE DENIED THAT YOU DID NOT TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THE DEAL,I WILL LIKE YOU TO USE THIS INFORMATION TO SEND MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER BUT THE MONEY WILL NOT EXCEED US $ 5,000 SO THAT IT WILL BE CASH AT THE WESTERN UNION OUTLET.USE ONE OF MY BOYS NAME TO SEND THE MONEY:

NAME:MR ROBERT WRIGHT
ADDRESS/LOCATION/DESTINATION: LONDON

AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE MONEY THROUGHT WESTERN UNION,YOU ARE REQUIRED TO SEND THE TRANSFER INFORMATION LISTED BELOW IMMEDIATELY:

NAME OF SENDER
ADDRESS OF SENDER
AMOUNT SEND
CONTROL NUMBER/MTCN NUMBER
TEXT QUESTION
TEXT ANSWER

THIS IS THE ACCOUNT INFORMATION WHICH YOU WILL USE TO TRANSFER THE REST OF THE MONEY,YOU ARE TO CHOOSE ONE OF THE ACCOUNT TO SEND THE MONEY:

{Banking information consisting of two banks, routing to the same bank account in a third bank}

AS SOON AS THE MONEY IS TRANSFERED,DO NOT WASTE TIME TO SEND ME THE TRANSFER/DEPOSIT SLIP FOR A PROVE /CONFIRMATION OF THE MONEY WHICH WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE AND YOUR FAMILIES TO SAVED AND SPARED.

DON CHICHI,
THE KILLER INSTRUCTOR

I sent this mail, which tells him that I “sent” the money using another service called “TransHorn” to send the money:

Subject: Re: TRANSFER INFORMATION BOTH WESTERN UNION AND THE ACCOUNT

Hallo Mr Don,

I am like to tell you that transferation have been make with the Transhorn services hier in Germany. I was in the be tell that West. Unions ban me from send moneis through the serivces there und kannot use West Union then.

This is informations for transferations –
MTCN: {removed}
Recipient: MR ROBERT WRIGHT
Recipient’s address: LONDON
Sender: {name}
Amount: $5000

I need for make you konfirm receivings of this moneis before is to be in send of rest moneis for you.

Don doesn’t take it too well:

Subject: YOU ARE IN TROUBLE IF YOU DO NOT RESEND THE MONEY

DEAR {first name},

DO YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN PLAY WITH DON CHICHI,I TOLD YOU TO SEND THE MONEY WITH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER,YOU WENT AND SEND IT WITH STUPID SERVICES THER I N GERMANY,DO NOT PUSH ME TO THE EADGE.

THERE IS A BIG TROUBLE WITH THE MONEY YOU SENT,GO BACK TO THE PLACE WHERE YOU SENT THE MONEY AND TAKE YOUR MONEY BACK.AFTER TAKING YOUR MONEY BACK,GO TO MONEY GRAM SERVICE AND SEND THE MONEY WITH THE SAME INFORMATION WHICH I GAVE TO YOU.

IF THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH MONEY GRAM,JUST USE ONE THE ACCOUNT WHICH I GAVE TO YOU AND TRANSFER THE MONEY IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR NEXT MOVE FROM HERE.MY BOYS ARE MONITORING YOU IN ALL ANGLES AND YOU HAVE NO WAY TO ESCAPE IF YOU DO NOT CO-OPERATE WITH DON CHI CHI.

AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVED THIS EMAIL,GO AND GET THE MONEY BACK AND RESEND IT WITH MONEY GRAM OR YOU TRANSFER THE MONEY INTO THE ACCOUNTS.NOTE THAT YOU HAVE FEW DAYS TO STAY BECAUSE IF MY BOYS ARRIVED YOUR COUNTRY,I MEAN MY EXECUTION TEAM,THAT MEANS YOU HAVE BEEN IN TROUBLE.I SEE THAT YOU ARE VERY TO STUBBORN,YOU WOULD HAVE INFORMED ME THAT YOU CAN NOT SEND THE MONEY WITH WESTERN UNION AND YOU ARE LYING,THERE IS NO WAY WESTERN UNION WILL STOP YOU IN SENDING THE MONEY.IF I DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU WITH 24 WORKING HOURS,YOU WILL BE IN A BIG TROUBLE.

DON CHICHI,
THE KILLER INSTRUCTOR

Based on 24 working hours, I figure I’ve got until Monday to craft a reply to him…

7 thoughts on “Don Chichi: The continuation

  1. I love this character of yours and the speaking of the not so english. πŸ˜‰ Classic work Sephy.. can you throw a link to it or post the whole thing if you like, over on my blog too? πŸ™‚

  2. Is there anything that prevents your killer Mon-chi-chi from using say, Google to pick up this communication history? I mean, if he put in certain phrases and strings in say, Google’s blog-search…?

  3. Snos – yeah, I’ll put the link over there, provided that I don’t fall into the trap of talking about myself in the 3rd person πŸ˜›

    RaJ – There is a minor chance that he’ll search for his mails. Not much, but most likely he’d be searching for my character’s name, or specific information about the communication. That’s a major reason why I took out the specifics about my character & his identity.

  4. It’d be fairly tedious but you could always use screen captures of the message text, and post jpgs. I do that when I write about some (arguably) noteworthy spam-comment, but don’t want to give spammers the benefit of having their spam-comment text blogged for search engine indexing.

    And I agree with Snoskred, it’s a fine bit of work you have going with this one.

  5. I got the exact (except for my name of course) same letter from this asshole!! I sent back a reply something like this:

    Come and get me asshole, Me and my boys (LOL!!) will be waiting and we all will have 50 calibre automatic weapons… so FU and good riddance

    i wait for you with eagerness,
    sincerely David Hurd (my name)

    I am neither wealthy nor famous, but if you google my name you do get famous “David Hurd”

    Thank you for this blog and info on this mutant! It is a great service for people like us who have been bothered and harassed…
    I sent a copy to the local FBI

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