I haven’t talked about some of the things I’ve been doing in the course of baiting the scammers from around the world. To be honest, I haven’t done much work at all with directly baiting the scammers – other than telling the computer what I want it to say to the scammers. For obvious reasons, I can’t go into many details about this, but needless to say, it saves everyone who uses it a ton of time. 😀
One of the things that I can have the computer do is tell the scammers that the person they’re talking to is a pretty woman (trust me, she is quite pretty 😉 ). Of course, this leads to the primal instincts taking over. Here is a selection of some of the mails that the scammers have sent in undying love. 🙂
Thank you for your mail today and am so happy to receive your speaking ok, am not belong to any thing ok,my love is on you now ok, and i need more your picture again ok, and again how can we see eche other that is only thing i need from you now ok.
Have a nice day
Rev M ark Kelly
The next few mails are all from the same scammer. As you can see, the more they depart from their prearranged emails, the more they tend to get a little wary on the keyboard…
are you shown that you are really love me baby as i love you
I want to told you that I what to come there to see you what I mean is that if you are real
love me you can buy soprax gift for me , so WHEN I WE RIVE TO COUNTRY YOU WE SOPRAX ME WITH THE GIFT
YOU ARE MUMU ON MY LIFE ANY TIME I REMBER YOU I WILL BEING HAPPY CAN YOU TELL ME THE RISSING WHILE BECAUSE YOU ARE MY HART AND MY LOVE
And all this time I thought mumu was an insult… 😉
I HAVE SEE YOUR PICTUR IT IS VERY NICE I AM VERY HAPPY TO SEE YOUR PICTURE PLEASE I WHAT TO HEAR YOU VOICE TOO AS MY WIFE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY I DON’T NOR WEALTH YOU LOVE ME AS I LOVE YOU BABY WERE CAN I STIIL TO SHOW YOU THE LOVE I HAVE IN YOU
THAK MY BABY OHH BABY
TRY AND CALL ME WITH THE LINE
thank my love
your know that i love your so much than all most
but you did me what i did’t like by did’t pick up my call three times ok
i what you to update me the day you will call me through phone
if you call me after discuseing with you i we come over your country
before next mouth because i what to left benin and come over u.s
you are my thanli
do you have chating id if you did have chat id try and open two
msn so me and you we be using it and punting cam so i will be see you through they and you will be see me too in cam,
you are my lover
attention my dear love happy new year
so real that you love me so much since you have not head from me
am not aruod i went to see my mumu and my daddy since that day am no fee sleep am still think about you am no sleep two good day because of you am weak up by two clok in de midnite and remenbering how you be and your beautfull and how love you have on me can you show you self to be fore ending of de mouth
i love you baby
This particular group of scammers have proven to be some of the most successful – with a few of them going for now almost a full year, still chasing that dream of love. In fact, this scammer is only 7 days from celebrating one year on the trot. He’s also experiencing a bit of ups and downs with the relationship…this was his mail after receiving a particularly angry email –
i ignored the heavy down pour and the flood to read this bullsh-t from you, thank you very much. f— you.
Two days later…
MY DEAREST WIFE,
I AM IN RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAILS, I MUST THANK YOU FOR MAILING ME, ALSO I AM FULFILED.
I WANT YOU TO KNOW VERY WELL THAT WHO FEELS IT KNOWS IT, THERE IS NO WAY SOMEONE WHO DID NOT FEEL IT SHOULD KNOW IT BECAUSE HE OR SHE NEVER DESIRE FOR IT.
AS FOR ME I HAVE VOWED NEVER TO LET YOU GO, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ARE SPECIAL LIKE I KEEP TELLING YOU, OUR MEETING IS NOT BY ACCIDENT OR BY MISTAKE RATHER IS ORDAINED BY GOD THAT WE SHALL BE TOGETHER AS HUSBAND AND WIFE OK.
I AM TAKING SOLACE WITH GOD IF NOT I DON’T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS THE WAY I MISSED YOU HERE, BUT BECAUSE I AM HIGHLY PRINCIPLED I MAINTAINTED MY WORD WHICH I TOLD YOU FROM DAY ONE THAT NO MATTER THE DISTANCE WHICH IS A DEMARCATION BETWEEN US I SHALL NOT MESS MY SELF UP BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ARE THERE FOR ME.
YES, THE MOMENT WE MET THINGS WILL TAKE A NEW SHAPE IN OUR LIVES AND EVERY OF OUR THOUGHT AND IMAGINATION SHALL COME TO PASS, THANK YOU FOR BEEN THERE FOR ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BEYOND MEASURE, I AM WAITING TO READ FROM YOU SOON.
I CHERISH YOU SO MUCH MY DARLING WIFE, YOU ARE MY QUEEN AND I BELIEVE THAT YOU SHALL GIVE ME THE DESIRED PEACE.
As always, I need to mention something important about these scammers – if you do happen to receive a mail from them, you should delete it straight away, and mark it as spam. If you would like to see a large number of examples of scam emails, you can always check out the Scam Warning site, which has many thousands of emails from the scammers, along with advice on what to do about emails you receive.
You should never reply to a scam email, even to just tell them off – that will tell them that you have a live email address and might lead to you receiving more and more scam emails.