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Gone like Hotcakes

So, on Monday, I mentioned that I’d have something about a toy that I’d be getting this week. So far, I’ve gotten nothing. Well, that’s actually a lie because I did get the thing that I wanted to get so that I could save on this thing.

What is it, you ask? A digital to analog TV converter box of which there is a program underwritten by the US Government to subsidize the cost of the boxes to the effect of upwards of $80 (2 $40 coupons per household).

What had spurred me on to applying for the coupons in the first place was the appearance of the boxes in the local Wal-Mart store. I had noticed them at the beginning of March, on the day when I was doing the test drive to and from work, and we stopped at the store which I pass every day to check it out.

When I first saw them, they literally had stacks and stacks of the boxes. At the time, I thought that they would be in plentiful supply for quite some time. Since seeing them at first, and seeing them in a whole bunch of other stores, I didn’t think anything about it until I received my coupons on Tuesday (I knew that they were coming because the site said that they were sent out on Friday or so), and I had an item on my list that said I’d look at getting the box after work.

So, I stop at Wal-Mart on my way home from work. I had an inkling (from other stores disappearing the boxes in recent days) that they might not have any out, but I checked anyway, expecting to just walk in and walk out with a box for $10 after the coupon.

I get to the electronics section, and there’s nothing. Zip, zilch, nada. Even the display unit has disappeared. I go to ask the clerk in the area, and they make a comment that they’re sold out, but might have some on Thursday or early next week.

Just a side note here - you can tell I want something when I have this unending desire to get it. Do you want an example of this? Well, at midnight, I called up the store which had just opened up in the area.

Lesson 1: Don’t call Wal-Mart at midnight.

Why? Well, you tend to get some of the densest folks in the store. I call them and ask if they have the digital converter boxes. I get put on hold, and after a minute or so, the person comes back and asks if I’m meaning for an audio system. In the end, as far as I can tell, they don’t sell them there. I’d just guess they’re out as well.

We get to Thursday, and I need to go over to another city to pick up some medicine from my clinic, so I decide to make a pit stop at the Wal-Mart there (they’re like viruses, in just about any city now [but not as bad as Walgreen's, which appear on every street corner {I pass 2 on my way to work every day}]). I head over to the electronics department, and they actually have a box there. Well, not exactly. It is just a display model with a clock ticking down to February 19th, the switch off date for analog TV. Any boxes? Nope. Any in the back? Nope.

So, I go back to the first store which said they might have one Thursday night. They don’t have any, but fortunately, the gal remembers me from Tuesday night, and mentions one important thing - they are backordered. They don’t have any at the store, and even the distribution centre is having a backlog of orders as well, and the next time they might have some available is unknown.

Lesson 2: Do stop at a Wal-Mart early in the morning.

This brings us to Friday morning, and since I have an hour or so between when I arrive and when I start to volunteer, I decided to head down to the Wal-Mart that is about 3 miles south of where I was to see if they had any. The setup was the same as the second store I went to - display unit with countdown clock. No other display, no boxes. I decided to skip over the folks at the electronics counter because I was listening to the reason for stopping at Wal-Mart at 7AM: the Wal-Mart Radio network. They were reading out a list of employees who had worked for them for 20 plus years. It was a simple format - Employee name at store number in city name, x years. It was such a fascinating thing to listen to  because of all the numbers they just roll off in such a short succession. Plus, it was completely content-free radio. Just names read out by some guy, along with some music (which he claimed was requested music).

I get to the door, and strike up a chat with the greeter (because frankly, there ain’t much going on at 7am in a Wal-Mart which has just opened), and I mentioned the converter boxes. She said that they didn’t have any, but I should try the store I had tried (I explained what I was told), along with one that was, well, just too far out of the way ;)

She then mentioned that she had cable and was OK with the conversion to digital, which is completely true. I’m safe with it as well, but the biggest reason that I want the box is all the channels that you don’t get on cable (luckily she has the same cable company as I do so she can appreciate it :) ). She also made a comment along the lines that I observed - in March, they had stacks and stacks with no clue what to do with them. Now, you can’t find them.

It’s like they’re disappearing like they’re going out of style! ;)

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What if you had your own TV service?

An idea that’s been floating through my head after thinking about the kinds of shows I watch (and realizing that I don’t watch all that much American TV, and a lot of foreign TV) is one of what channels would you have if you could have any channels available in the world.

For me personally, it would be a heavy focus on two areas - news and sports. Before I get to my channel list, let me set out the challenge to you: What if you had your own TV service? What channels would you want to have if money, time and satellite coverage were not issues?

So, without further ado, here’s my channel list.

Local Channels

A note about local channels: There will be multiple listings for some channels and networks because of the fact some stations in my area carry multiple signals, plus the local channels would all be brought in by antenna, so the actual list would vary from day to day ;)

  • WISC (TV3, Madison - CBS; no subchannels)
  • WTMJ (Channel 4, Milwaukee - NBC, 1 subchannel - 4.2, Weather Plus)
  • WITI (Channel 6, Milwaukee - Fox, no subchannels)
  • WGN (Channel 9, Chicago - CW, no subchannels; for sport in HD)
  • WMVS (Channels 10-1 through 10-7, Milwaukee -  various PBS networks)
  • WISN (Channel 12, Milwaukee - ABC, no subchannels)
  • WMTV (Channel 15, Madison - NBC, 1 subchannel, weather)
  • WVTV (Channel 18, Milwaukee - CW, no subchannels)
  • WHA (Channel 21, Madison - PBS, varying subchannels)
  • WCGV (Channel 24, Milwaukee - My Network, possibly 1 subchannel)
  • WKOW (Channel 27, Madison - ABC; no subchannels, NO logo over all pictures!)
  • WMVT (Channel 36, Milwaukee - PBS HD)
  • WMSN (Channel 47, Madison - Fox, unknown subchannels)
  • WDJT (Channel 58, Milwaukee, 2 subchannels - WMLW & Me TV)
  • WYTU (Channel 63, Milwaukee, analog only, Telemundo)
  • And some religious channels that I can’t be stuffed listing ;)

Entertainment channels

Now, all of these channels would be in HD or Widescreen, when possible. Note that this is definitely not an exhaustive list as I’m probably not aware of all the channels in the world. :)

  • A&E
  • Discovery Channel
  • Discovery Home & Living
  • TLC
  • Animal Planet
  • Cartoon Network
  • Boomerang
  • Nickelodeon (the channel that airs the good shows)
  • TV Land
  • HDNet
  • TBS
  • TNT (not so much for the programming, but for the six races in summer)
  • UKTV (Aust.)
  • Other UKTV Networks (UK)
  • G4TechTV (Canada)
  • How-to Channel (Aust.)
  • Discovery RealTime (UK)
  • BBC America (before it went to pot)
  • Travel Channel
  • Comedy Central
  • Fox8 (Aust.)
  • Lifestyle (Aust. - probably just a sample for a while)
  • National Geographic (US)
  • GSN

News Channels

  • CNN (US)
  • CNN International
  • CNN Headline News
  • CNBC (US)
  • CNBC World
  • MSNBC
  • BBC World News
  • BBC News Channel (formerly News 24)
  • Sky News UK
  • Sky News Aust.
  • Fox Business Channel
  • Fox News Channel
  • Sky Business Channel (Aust.)
  • Euronews
  • CBC Newsworld (does that even exist anymore?)
  • Bloomberg
  • Times Now (India/US)
  • Al-Jazeera English
  • Weather Channel (US)
  • Weather Channel (Aust.)

Sports Channels

  • All Regional Channels (i.e. the Fox Sports Net channels, Comcast Sports Network, etc.)
  • Setanta US
  • Cricket Channel
  • ESPN
  • ESPN2
  • ESPNews
  • ESPN Classic (US)
  • ESPN Classic (UK)
  • ESPNU
  • ESPN360 (internet service)
  • ESPN Deportes
  • Speed
  • Versus
  • NASCAR Hot Pass
  • Motors TV (UK or mainland Europe)
  • Fox Sports 1, 2, 3 (Aust.)
  • ESPN (Asia/Pacific)
  • Zee Sports (South Asia/India)
  • Sky Sports 1, 2, 3, Xtra (UK)
  • Sky Sports News (UK)
  • Fox Sports News (Aust.)
  • Fox Soccer Channel
  • Eurosport News
  • Eurosport 1, 2
  • Fox College Sports
  • Rogers SportsNet (or whatever the main Canadian regional sports net is)
  • GolTV

Spanish Channels

  • Univision
  • mun2 (if that’s still on the air…)
  • Telefutura
  • Galavisión
  • Azteca América
  • Fox Sports en Español

Movie Channels

For the most part, the Movie channels are for the shows aired on there, such as Dexter and Flight of the Conchords (and apparently Summer Heights High is coming to HBO this year)

  • I think I’d have all of them available in the US, just because there might be a time when I find a movie that I haven’t watched (not that there are many of those out there, eh? ;) )
  • Turner Classic Movies
  • Fox Movie Channel
  • Sundance Channel
  • Independent Movie Channels

Music Channels

  • VH1
  • VH1 MegaHits (though that ain’t coming back :( )

Yeah, that’s about it…I’ve never been one for watching music videos; if I want to listen to music, I’ll listen to it on the computer or the radio. ;)

So, there you go. 25-plus local channels, 24 general entertainment channels, about 60 sports channels, 20 news channels, dozens of movie channels, at least 6 Spanish Channels, so a total of about 150 channels, plus the obligatory Video-On-Demand probably.

Also, I’d have to have about a 3-terabyte DVR to record all the stuff I’d never watch anyway, but think I had time to watch. ;)

What do you think? Am I just crazy for wanting to have all of these channels? How much do you think this would cost? For some reason I don’t want to think about it because I know it would probably be in the hundreds of dollars a month, just for the various equipment, such as PAL-> NTSC converters (or just a PAL TV ;) )…

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This is now the rule…

…not the exception when it comes to TV weather casting. For some reason, when the storms went through the area tonight, we didn’t have one station go into full-blown coverage. I guess when it’s just rain, lightning, and some hail and wind, you don’t need to have extensive, breaking-into-everything coverage on TV.

By the way, a funny moment I heard on the weather radio when they were talking about precautions of what to do if you’re in the path of a tornado (as there were some spotted this evening to the northwest of here), the live announcer (who had broken into the taped programming supplied by robovoice) said that you should “stay away from radios…radios…windows…stay away from windows” in the event of a storm. Erm, oops :blush:

The clip here is from a WLKY-TV, channel 32, Louisville, KY, from 1997, and they made sure that their coverage was probably the most extensive in the “Kentuckiana” area (that is one of my favourite made-up words, just because it sounds so ridiculous, plus you can tell from which side of the Ohio river this name came from ;) )

The person who uploaded this said that a rule of thumb for TV presenters is that if you have nothing intelligent to say, go back to regular programming.

Unfortunately, now the adopted rule of thumb is “if you have nothing intelligent to say, just say something and spruik for people to send in their photos and text messages and mobile videos to show what is happening out there, even if that is someone standing outside in the rain.”

Just remember, “32 is for you!” Yeah, right. ;)

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Trash TV

Could there be anything better than sitting down for those precious moments when you get to hear about people and their problems with their partners. You know, the Avon lady whose partner cheated on her best friend only once because he was drunk?

I’ve admitted it before, but from time to time I tune into purely trash TV like Jerry Springer and his old security standby Steve Wilkos. No, I’m not going to go into the lack of rewarding features, but the fact that Jerry seems to have gone and become a complete sideshow.

Take, for example, today’s show entitled “The Axe Man and the Avon Lady” featured not only the guests that were the centrepiece of the show, but also a legless man and a couple of puppets at the back of the stage. A previous show I saw had a man on stilts and I’m sure I’ve seen strippers using the installed pole in there.

At least on Jerry’s show, they own the stuff on stage. Over at the other studio in the NBC Tower in Chicago, the Steve Wilkos show is dependent upon paying at least twice the cost of the furnishings, as they’ve been provided by, wait for it, Rent-A-Center! I guess that’s what happens when you’re just starting out in TV. ;)

By the way, a tip - maybe you should go down to Oprah’s studio; they probably have a large stockpile of chairs and couches left over from previous seasons. Heck, you could even get the couch that Tom Cruise jumped up and down on! ;)

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Hulu - It’s got potential

I got up early this morning so that I could go to volunteer all day today; it involved taping pieces of paper to plastic boxes for some upcoming events the group I volunteer for have coming up. Anyway, as I was in the shower, a discussion came up about the “new kid” on the video scene - Hulu. I’d heard about it a while back, when it was in closed beta, and to be honest, I didn’t think it would have much potential.

However, I gotta say that I’ve been converted to what they’re doing by another site out there - Veoh, which has full episodes of CBS programs like The Price is Right and others. They have small breaks; in an episode of Price, for example, there are 3 30-second breaks in the show.

The big part of the discussion was that on Hulu, there is a wide breadth of programs available. If you have a look at the list of TV shows by network, there are tons of shows available. The most awesome thing, at least to me, is that if a show was originally broadcast in HD - Prison Break, for example - it is shown in the proper format on Hulu (i.e. widescreen). If you don’t already know this about me - I’m a stickler for taking advantage of a widescreen monitor, so someone showing a 4:3 program on an HDTV in 16:9 stretch bugs me. ;)

One of the coolest videos that I’ve found on there is a video from the NBC News Time Capsule - the parts of the first episode of “Today” that were preserved on film, along with clips from the 25th anniversary of the program. It’s a fascinating look back, especially when you consider that those news scrolls you see on the bottom of the news channels are definitely not a new thing! ;)

Also, be on the lookout for the technical glitches along the way. It may be innovative, but it sure wasn’t perfect. :)

Just a note - if you’re not in the US, you likely will not be able to view the videos on there, as it is designed for American viewers - much like the ABC’s forthcoming Playback program and the BBC’s iPlayer are only available to Australia and the UK respectively.

The thing to note is that this can only be a good thing for the networks - while it might sound like buying into “the man’s” plans - I think it’s great that the networks are actually embracing the technology that is available to them in order to provide something that they know (thanks to YouTube and other sites) that viewers are interested in viewing. The best part of it all is that it is free.

Somehow, I don’t mind seeing a 30-second commercial every ten minutes or so; or, on a longer video, watching a longer ad and being able to watch the whole program ad-free. :)

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